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Real Estate
The cat with 10 lives Yes, I am not truly human, but actually a cat. I pose as human, because nobody believes that cats can run computers, and play guitars, but as you see, it is true, I am a cat, and I sell bridges for a living. I used to be a human, but was abducted by evil space aliens, and transformed into a cat before I could escape. I hope you still love me, even though I tear open your trash bags searching for food, spray on everything, and wake you at 2 A.M. with loud singing.
Special Real Estate Deal
And, here is a special deal I can let you in on for a fire sale price. It is called the arch of reunification and is located in Pyongyang, North Korea. It straddles the multi-laned Reunification Highway that stretches from Pyongyang to the DMZ. I will also throw in a 1 mile stretch of highway leading to the arch, for a nominal price. This highway is only used on weekends and holidays by little old ladies pulling rickshaws during patriotic parades. The reason I can give such a good deal! I got this special item from the North Koreans dirt cheap, as they have no cars there, no fuel, and reunification is so far down the road, that even this nice stretch of highway can't get there. Get in your bids now, do not delay, this is a hot ticket item, and will only be on the market for a short time. Unfinished mansion listed for $75 million
WINDERMERE, Fla. 2010-06-23 19:25:27 (GMT) WiredPRNews.com – An unfinished mansion that has thirteen bedrooms and twenty-three bathrooms, but no flooring or interior walls, is on sale for $75 million. As reported by the Associated Press (AP), the pricey Florida mansion has been deemed the country’s largest home for sale, but the finishing of it depends on the buyer. As noted in the report, the home also boasts twenty garages, three pools, a baseball field, and other features. It can be purchased finished for $100 million. Florida real estate analyst Jack McCabe is quoted by the AP as stating of the home, “This mansion is a great anecdote of the overconsumption that led to the housing bust, and it might be the poster child of such overindulgence.” Carol Ann Hewitt, who has listings for high-end homes in Windermere for Oxford Realty, is further quoted as stating, “It’s going to take a very unique kind of buyer to purchase the property…I’m not going to say it’s impossible, but it could take a while.”
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Missing Children
Code Amber News Service (CANS) issued this Missing Endangered person Alert after the girl disappeared from her bedroom some time after 3 AM Tuesday morning in Satsuma. Satsuma is approximately 75 miles east of Gainsville. Haleigh Cummings a white female, 3 feet tall, weighs 39 pounds and has blond hair and brown eyes. She was last seen wearing a pink shirt and underwear. There are no suspects in this case at this time. However, due to the circumstances of the child's disappearance an abduction is strongly suspected. There is no suspect vehicle at this time. Anyone with information is asked to call the Putnam County Sheriff's office at (386) 329-0808 or dial 911. Download free video of missing Florida child Haleigh Cummings Email this alert to a friend in the area.
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